well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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