Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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