please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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