I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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