new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize
