they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Pants are for mortals
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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