is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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