There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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