Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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