i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hippo gnu deer
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
third nipple confirmed
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
