I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Your dad touched me again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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