I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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