they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Who died my cat blue again?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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