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(586): View more from Michigan

More tranny stories later!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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(970): View more from Colorado

The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.

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(315): View more from New York

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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(530): View more from California

I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack

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