Porn is love you can see.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We need to get me chipped asap
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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