feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
