You smell like stripper and shame
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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