Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
