new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
why is half of my head shaved?
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