so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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