Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
