I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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