Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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