Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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