hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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