i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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