why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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