There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They took my balls.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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