Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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