Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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