I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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