something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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