Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
