Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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