I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So much rum. So many feels.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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