I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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