Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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