there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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