I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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