i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So many bounce houses so little time
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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