Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm like, not good at living.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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