Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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