Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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