I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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