They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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