found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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