I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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