PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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