i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We smell like vodka and hangover
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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