her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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