We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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