I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
COCAINE IS GR8
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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