GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
