the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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